new-age-hoodrat asked: why do you call me a fucking troll? all i said was "hi trevor" and you're in instant asshole mode.
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
Also, reblog if you’re certain that even though you post this, you will still get zero messages in your inbox.
Just got back from Walmart. Jesus. You cannot comprehend the amount of people they are able to fit into that store. It was a very successful trip, however. I bought a lot of great things. Oh, and I even saw my lovely ex-girlfriend and all of her friends. Indeed, I did. Or at least that’s what I thought. Turns out, as soon as I got up close, it was merely just a band of wondering trolls. I...
How to go to bed with an angry wife:
1. Keep your distance. 2. Keep yourself awake until she’s fast asleep. 3. When you finally do go to sleep, make sure you’re close to her (touching or cuddling is encouraged). 4. Wake up with a happy wife.
If you’re reading this, you are very lucky, for I will delete it tomorrow. I am… Just fiiiiiiiiiine. I’m feeling pretty good. The Office + whiskey + my perfect wife = the best time ever.
You work eight hours a day.
I work 24/7. But I don’t work for money to save. I work for your happiness, and I do it completely willingly. Can that be sufficient enough?
Fuck you, tumblr.
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new-age-hoodrat asked: whyyyy do you try to be such a "hipster" you look like a fool. you cant do it. just stop. please.(: trololololololol